A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $100 bills on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender, “What’s the deal with the jar of money?” The bartender replies, “Well, we’ve got a little bet going. You put $100 in the jar, and if you complete three tasks, you win all the money. But if you fail, your $100 stays in the jar. Interested?” The man, feeling lucky and intrigued, says, “Sure, I’m in. What are the tasks?” The bartender grins. “First, you have to drink an entire bottle of our strongest, hottest pepper tequila without making a face. Second, there’s a mean, old pit bull out back with a bad tooth. You’ve got to pull it. And third, there’s a 90-year-old woman upstairs who’s never been… well, let’s just say she’s never been satisfied. You’ve got to make her happy.” The man thinks about it for a moment, then decides to go for it. He slaps down a $100 bill and the bartender hands him the bottle of pepper tequila. The man steels himself, grabs the bottle, and starts chugging. His face turns red, tears stream down his cheeks, but he manages to finish the bottle without making a face. The patrons in the bar cheer. Next, the bartender leads him out back to the pit bull. The man hears the dog growling and whimpering in pain. He takes a deep breath and goes into the dog’s pen, shutting the door behind him. The bar patrons hear a lot of growling, barking, and yelping, and they can’t tell who’s making more noise—the man or the dog. After a few minutes, the man emerges, clothes torn, bleeding, but holding a bloody tooth triumphantly. The crowd in the bar is going wild. The man limps up to the bartender and says, “Okay, now where’s that old lady with the bad tooth?”